中文翻译:
战争史......
我看到门口有一个亚马逊的箱子,"这肯定是我为了即将到来的战争从网上紧急订购的迷彩服",然而那是我妻子订购的饼干,一场虚惊。
另一个战争故事......
我拿出我尘封已久的狙击装备,然后看到我的狗狗走过来,在我的防弹衣上撒尿,一个念头立刻冒了出来:我被俄罗斯的狗跟踪了……
英文原文:
History of war…
I see an Amazon box in front of my house… “surely my camouflage that I urgently ordered from the internet, for the coming war”… my wife had ordered biscuits. False alarm.
Another war story…
I pull out my old sniper gear. I see my dog approaching to piss ** on my gillie suit. Immediately the idea comes to me: “suddenly I am tracked by Russian dogs”…